With the United States out of the World Cup, I have no one left to root for, but I will still be watching every single remaining game, and I’ll be rooting for one thing during those games: that they all go to penalty kicks. Most soccer fans refer to their sport as the “beautiful game,” but penalty kicks are not beautiful. They are unhinged madness, and it’s impossible to take your eyes off them. It’s got the same drama as watching someone trying to diffuse a bomb while you’re in the room. Through the first two elimination rounds of the World Cup, there have only been three matches that have ended on penalty kicks, and all of them were awesome: Egypt over Australia, Morocco over the Netherlands and Paraguay over Germany. Paraguay’s win was one of the biggest upsets of the World Cup this year, and it’s a victory that fans in the South American country will probably be talking about for the next 60 years.
🇩🇪 ❌✅✅❌✅❌🇵🇾 ✅✅✅❌❌✅PARAGUAY WINS IT IN PENALTIES!! pic.twitter.com/jMTfGk30Z3
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